koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

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inpursuitofshreddedness:

i hate it when someone comes over unexpectedly and i literally look like this

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(via outraged)

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(Source: my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it, via omariospizza)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

(Source: tokyogals, via pucky0u)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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